I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party
a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
i’m unlearning french
okay kate this is you from the past
it is november 24, 2013
you want to be post punk for halloween
aka, a postal worker who is punk
get started on this like, now.
don’t forget your awesome costume idea like you did this year
also if you are working at the football stadium for a halloween game, you want to be rosie the riveter, but with an orange head scarf instead of a red one
don’t fuck this halloween up
wait it’s january 14th and you had a better idea
malibu barbie aka barbie trashed on malibu liquor
I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.
your halloween url is gonna be jesseeisenbergsghost or theghostofjesseeisenberg whatever you want it;’s your blog
i’m going to give up on this. i’m so exhausted.
Lola Kirke’s photoshoot for “Paper Magazine”.
Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1
Oh god this has to be the best one yet
guess who has 2 tests and 2 papers due this week???
it’s me! whoo! kill me!
he is drowning