Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
~*~*~GUESS WHO HAS TWO DAYS OFF IN A ROW AND IS FEELIN GOOD~*~*~
the fucken cutest!!!!!
what are your most vivid memories from like when you were 2 or whatever? i remember squatting in the corner of the room between the wall + the cabinet that held our record played to poop
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
this is really, really important
Wow….perfect. The old paint…..
I haven’t seen this guys stuff for months but this still hits me as hard as ever
Always repost! I love this so much!!!
obviously if you tweet something like this i’m gonna waste a good half hour making it
show up last, leave first. operation successful party.
GOING TO A POOL PARTY IN WHICH I KNOW ONE PERSON
HAHA AW YEAH LET’S DO THIS